Every man who’s ever had to buy gift for his woman has had to walk the shopping tightrope. On one side is all the stuff she’d like, but on the other side is all the stuff you could really use. Well never fear, we here at TheUrbanDaily have come to the rescue with the often-overlooked third side. The gifts that you can get for her that she’ll enjoy just as much as you will. Sound good? Take notes…
1) Surround Sound System
She won’t miss a word whispered during Scandal. You will hear the cops in surround sound during the new Grand Theft Auto. Sounds like a win, win to me.
2) Spa Day
You both get to spend the day being pampered. And not only is she NOT mad that you’re being groped and rubbed by good-looking woman, she’ll be happy, and she’ll join in! #Victory.
3) Foot Massager
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The better her feet feel at the end of a long day, the more often she’s likely to wear those heels you like so much. Problem?
4) Victoria Secret Gift Certificate
Worst-case scenario, she comes back smelling like pure sex on a cloud. Best case, she comes back with some stuff to wear that makes you want to deliver pure sex on a cloud. It’s a good cloud.
5) Gym Membership
Now take note… if you give her one of these without offering to go too, don’t expect to share in the results that come home. That means you’ll probably have to go with her but hey, now you both look great naked. Not bad.
6) Maid Service
If she’s EVER insinuated that you think of her as your personal maid, this one is for you. You don’t wanna pick the socks up and now she doesn’t have to. The points you’ll pick up for being considerate and giving her a few bragging angles at work will pay off in spades.
7) Implants
Ultimately, the gift that keeps on giving… even if it’s one you can’t really offer. If she’s with it, prepare for more hours of enjoyment than she can get out of em herself.
8) Car Service
If you don’t have to drive, and she doesn’t have to drive, then you both get to be as tipsy as you want to be. And things happen with tipsy women in the back seats of cars… don’t sleep.
9) Cooking Lessons
This gift is kinda like the implants and the gym, not one you can suggest without a problem and definitely not something you can let her do solo without catching hell. Pitch it as something you two can do together though and its party time.
10) Babysitter
Your woman wants time and the kids need watching. Give her both at the same time and watch the magic happen.
